Monday 19 November 2012

“IF” by Rudyard Kipling



So it’s the 19th of November! At this point I should be having a full-scale panic attack seeing as though my first exam is in exactly two weeks and two days but I’m forcing myself to stay calm. I’ve never failed anything in my life so I’m not going to fail… I’m not going to fail! You see, I say that, hoping that in some way it will motivate me into working harder but I’m EXHAUSTED. I was so upset that it was Monday this morning… I just wanted to stay in bed and get up two hours later and relax and do some casual studying but NO. I have to come into work and write letters and do flippin’ VAT Returns. I also got my Exam Docket by email which kind of reinforced all my worries. BUT I WILL NOT FAIL. End of.

Anyway, I thought I would share my favourite poem in the world with all of you. :) I first came across this when I was about 12… it was one we did in an English lesson and I love it. It’s so simple and beautiful;

“IF” by Rudyard Kipling





P.S. Isn’t Rudyard Kipling the best guy ever?! ‘The Jungle Book’ is AMAZING! He also has the same name as the bakers Mr Kipling so that’s kinda cool too!

Tuesday 6 November 2012

The Authors Whose Books I Grew Up With (Part One)



OK, I’ve got to write this as fast as possible because I only have like an hour (it’s lunch!) and I really want to start on this because I’ve been meaning to do so for quite a few weeks. Oh, and btw, I don’t know if Americans will ‘get’ this, it might just be a totally British bunch of authors but you should still buy these books for your kids, no matter what! They’ll love you forever!
*deep breath*. So, to make this post relevant to its title, I think it’s best if I start talking about awesome children’s authors.  :-) Now, I should probably point out that I’m talking about authors who wrote for say, 10 year olds – not like the really little kids ones because that’s just… picture books, right?!

George Layton
OK, so this was the author of The Fib. The title of the book was The Fib but it was actually a collection of short stories, the most popular of which was, yep, you guessed it – The Fib. He also had another collection of short stories called The Swap which was equally amazing. Now, George Layton was an absolutely fantastic author. He wrote like such a typical child. You could really see where the main character was coming from. His stories were always in the first person (at least I think they were) and oh my, now that I think about it, they were all so brilliant! They were written so well and best of all; they’re the kind of stories that won’t go out of fashion if you get what I mean. Like, soon enough people are going to forget about stuff like ‘Twilight’ but I seriously hope that George Layton’s books are never forgotten: It would be an unforgivable crime. Stories he wrote included (these synopses are VERY short!);
The Fib – Kid’s rubbish at football, gets bullied, tells everyone his uncle is a famous footballer. Then meets footballer who covers up for him – awesome!
The Swap – Kid wants fireworks for Bonfire Night but his mum won’t buy him any. Swaps his bike -yes, his bike! - for a bag of fireworks because he’s told his friends that he has some. Sets them all off by accident INSIDE his house.
Gosh, I’m in a rush here but maybe one day I’ll do a post all about Mr. George Layton because he seriously deserves it!

 Enid Blyton

Enid Blyton was arguably the best female children’s author of the 20th century. Why? Because her books were timeless, easy to read but still insanely exciting. She did the whole lot; mysteries, fantasies, school-based ones… OK, so not the ‘whole’ lot but it did seem like she covered quite a few! The thing that I loved about Enid Blyton was that she seemed to know what made children ‘tick’. She wrote about magical lands at the top of a tree for heavens sake! Now that may sound ridiculous, but to a child it’s utter heaven! Climbing up a huge tree where different fairies and people live on each branch, with little houses built into the trunk, and through a cloud at the top you find yourself in amazing magical lands. And if that isn’t enough, the lands change all the time. And so it’s not always perfect, Enid Blyton included some not-so-nice lands where you’d be rooting for the children to escape from! Oh gosh, it takes me back! There were three books in that series, I think. And away from that excitement you had her other books about girls at boarding school (which sounds boring but were full of stuff like midnight feasts and pranks) and her mystery ones, most noticeably The Famous Five, and, for slightly younger readers; The Secret Seven and then of course, Five Find-Outers and Dog. Gosh, what a cute title! When I was a kid reading the mystery ones it was like watching a Columbo episode; you knew who the bad guy was and you were SO wanting him to get caught. Enid Blyton was brilliant and she had tonnes more books too so maybe next time I’ll write a post dedicated to her too!

    Roald Dahl

What can I say that hasn’t already been said by thousands of people? Roald Dahl just had that gift, you know? And the thing that I loved the most about him was that his books weren’t just strokes of genius; he actually worked hard on each and every one – writing and rewriting and making them perfect though he was never fully satisfied with the majority of them. His books were full of beautiful, innocent children with magical views of the world. And he wasn’t one of those authors that made adults into the good guys; there were some absolutely horrible grown-ups and some beautiful ones. Take Miss Honey vs Miss Trunchbull for example. The boy’s grandma in The Witches versus The Grand High Witch. And Roald Dahl made up wonderful words and wonderful places where good things happened to good children. And even if things went slightly wrong, no-one was ad at the end.  And aside from the children’s books he had a collection of short stories too, for slightly older kids, which included my mum’s all-time favourite book The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. Roald Dahl was one of the very best in the business. :-) Your children will adore you if you buy them his books… I swear upon it. Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, James & The Giant Peach, Boy, The Giraffe and the Pelly & Me, The Witches, The Twits, Matilda… so many wonderful titles.

        CS Lewis

So, I lied. CS Lewis’ books are not for the bookshelf of a ten year old because he/she will never understand them. His writing style takes a little while to get your head around and I think I mostly appreciated (and understood) the Narnia series when I was about twelve. If a kid picked up his book at the library and flicked through it they’d be like, ‘Huh?’ and would probably put it back down. In fact, I very nearly missed out on the wonderful mind of CS Lewis because I thought it all sounded rather boring. But when I’d read all MY books and my brother seemed absorbed by his stack of The Magician’s Nephew and The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe etc., I did the natural thing and picked one up and read it. And from then on, I too was hooked. Seriously, people; a land you disappear into for years and years and when you come back, only like one minute has passed on Earth!? Just… words cannot describe how brilliantly CS Lewis put across that concept. Those books are not to be missed!
So those are four of the children’s authors whose books surrounded me as a child. This is why libraries should never be closed; even kids who can’t afford to buy copies of good books, still get to read and enjoy them. When you’re a child you can totally just escape into a fictional world. I have such good memories of curling up in my bottom bunk on a rainy afternoon with a bag of books from the library and reading each one from cover to cover. Ah, the Good Ol’ Days!
NEXT TIME: Well, OK, maybe not my next post, but definitely one in the near future will talk about Jacqueline Wilson, JK Rowling, Michael Brown and AA Milne. *So excited*

#NowPlaying ~ Six Degrees of Separation by The Script
*My little sister says I’m obsessed with The Script but hey, at least I’m not obsessed with some crappy boy-band like One Direction (who totally ruined Ed Sheeran’s song) :’-(

#SoonToBePlaying ~ The Scientist by Coldplay
*I must add here that Coldplay, The Script, Lawson, Train, Maroon 5 etc. are not boy-bands! They are just ‘bands’ (or maybe ‘man-bands’.)

Thursday 1 November 2012

Smile & Be Happy!



The thing that annoys me the most is people who complain. I cannot stand complainers! Now, many of you may be reading this and thinking, ‘Whoa, what a hypocrite! She complains all the time!’ and yeah, I know a lot of my blog posts have been general rants aimed at random people and things. But you see, I don’t complain in ‘real’ life. There was a time (ahem… a couple of weeks ago!) when I would use SITTING… and thinking as some sort of tool to vent my frustration at various occurrences but all that is over! I swear to never complain on here again. *famous last words* Anyway, as I was saying, people who know me wouldn’t really refer to me as someone who grumbles/whines/nitpicks/nags… I either say nice things or don’t say anything at all. (This is why I’m so quiet when around my older sister. Ahem.) Anyway, let’s not stray from the point! Complainers annoy me. I know that I am now complaining about complainers but please just bear with me because I think that complaining about people who complain is a valid complaint. (If you think I’m going mad, I’m not. I’m just trying to sound funny.) OK, this is kind of confusing. Let me start another paragraph.
People who complain will never be satisfied. They will ALWAYS find something new to complain about. I know that loads of ordinary citizens are unemployed etc but that is not a valid reason to just whinge all day! Look at what you DO have, a house maybe, a car, family, people who care for you. And if you have none of those things then look at what YOU have. You’re not disabled, you’re not stuck in a warzone (at least I hope not), you can read, you can talk… everyone has some skill or talent that they can use for their own benefit and for the benefit of society. You should be grateful for what you HAVE got and should not endlessly complain about what you HAVEN’T got. People who complain also tend to be scowling all the time and do you really want to end up with frown lines?! (If you already have frown lines, do you want to get even more severe frown lines?) You should be positive because the situation is going to stay the time no matter what you say. It’s what you DO that can change it. So don’t complain… get up and make an effort to sort the problem out. Changing your attitude will make you see the whole world in a different light. And also, if you’re REALLY annoyed about something and you literally feel like punching someone, drink a nice glass of cold water and think about what wonderful self-control you have. Smiling doesn’t take much effort really. It makes you more attractive, it cheers you up and it makes people around you feel happy too. I mean, c’mon, suppose you walked into work one morning and the receptionist glared at you… wouldn’t make you feel very good would it? Think about other people in the world, those who are starving, dying from polluted water… and then think about what you’re complaining about. Doesn’t feel so good does it? So, smile more and complain less and I promise you, that you’ll feel better.
PS. Sweet_as_candy AKA Emma, the most amazing online friend of mine has introduced me to a world of Roald Dahl quotes, so read these and maybe you’ll start your day (or finish your day) feeling much better!