Tuesday, 6 November 2012

The Authors Whose Books I Grew Up With (Part One)



OK, I’ve got to write this as fast as possible because I only have like an hour (it’s lunch!) and I really want to start on this because I’ve been meaning to do so for quite a few weeks. Oh, and btw, I don’t know if Americans will ‘get’ this, it might just be a totally British bunch of authors but you should still buy these books for your kids, no matter what! They’ll love you forever!
*deep breath*. So, to make this post relevant to its title, I think it’s best if I start talking about awesome children’s authors.  :-) Now, I should probably point out that I’m talking about authors who wrote for say, 10 year olds – not like the really little kids ones because that’s just… picture books, right?!

George Layton
OK, so this was the author of The Fib. The title of the book was The Fib but it was actually a collection of short stories, the most popular of which was, yep, you guessed it – The Fib. He also had another collection of short stories called The Swap which was equally amazing. Now, George Layton was an absolutely fantastic author. He wrote like such a typical child. You could really see where the main character was coming from. His stories were always in the first person (at least I think they were) and oh my, now that I think about it, they were all so brilliant! They were written so well and best of all; they’re the kind of stories that won’t go out of fashion if you get what I mean. Like, soon enough people are going to forget about stuff like ‘Twilight’ but I seriously hope that George Layton’s books are never forgotten: It would be an unforgivable crime. Stories he wrote included (these synopses are VERY short!);
The Fib – Kid’s rubbish at football, gets bullied, tells everyone his uncle is a famous footballer. Then meets footballer who covers up for him – awesome!
The Swap – Kid wants fireworks for Bonfire Night but his mum won’t buy him any. Swaps his bike -yes, his bike! - for a bag of fireworks because he’s told his friends that he has some. Sets them all off by accident INSIDE his house.
Gosh, I’m in a rush here but maybe one day I’ll do a post all about Mr. George Layton because he seriously deserves it!

 Enid Blyton

Enid Blyton was arguably the best female children’s author of the 20th century. Why? Because her books were timeless, easy to read but still insanely exciting. She did the whole lot; mysteries, fantasies, school-based ones… OK, so not the ‘whole’ lot but it did seem like she covered quite a few! The thing that I loved about Enid Blyton was that she seemed to know what made children ‘tick’. She wrote about magical lands at the top of a tree for heavens sake! Now that may sound ridiculous, but to a child it’s utter heaven! Climbing up a huge tree where different fairies and people live on each branch, with little houses built into the trunk, and through a cloud at the top you find yourself in amazing magical lands. And if that isn’t enough, the lands change all the time. And so it’s not always perfect, Enid Blyton included some not-so-nice lands where you’d be rooting for the children to escape from! Oh gosh, it takes me back! There were three books in that series, I think. And away from that excitement you had her other books about girls at boarding school (which sounds boring but were full of stuff like midnight feasts and pranks) and her mystery ones, most noticeably The Famous Five, and, for slightly younger readers; The Secret Seven and then of course, Five Find-Outers and Dog. Gosh, what a cute title! When I was a kid reading the mystery ones it was like watching a Columbo episode; you knew who the bad guy was and you were SO wanting him to get caught. Enid Blyton was brilliant and she had tonnes more books too so maybe next time I’ll write a post dedicated to her too!

    Roald Dahl

What can I say that hasn’t already been said by thousands of people? Roald Dahl just had that gift, you know? And the thing that I loved the most about him was that his books weren’t just strokes of genius; he actually worked hard on each and every one – writing and rewriting and making them perfect though he was never fully satisfied with the majority of them. His books were full of beautiful, innocent children with magical views of the world. And he wasn’t one of those authors that made adults into the good guys; there were some absolutely horrible grown-ups and some beautiful ones. Take Miss Honey vs Miss Trunchbull for example. The boy’s grandma in The Witches versus The Grand High Witch. And Roald Dahl made up wonderful words and wonderful places where good things happened to good children. And even if things went slightly wrong, no-one was ad at the end.  And aside from the children’s books he had a collection of short stories too, for slightly older kids, which included my mum’s all-time favourite book The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. Roald Dahl was one of the very best in the business. :-) Your children will adore you if you buy them his books… I swear upon it. Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, James & The Giant Peach, Boy, The Giraffe and the Pelly & Me, The Witches, The Twits, Matilda… so many wonderful titles.

        CS Lewis

So, I lied. CS Lewis’ books are not for the bookshelf of a ten year old because he/she will never understand them. His writing style takes a little while to get your head around and I think I mostly appreciated (and understood) the Narnia series when I was about twelve. If a kid picked up his book at the library and flicked through it they’d be like, ‘Huh?’ and would probably put it back down. In fact, I very nearly missed out on the wonderful mind of CS Lewis because I thought it all sounded rather boring. But when I’d read all MY books and my brother seemed absorbed by his stack of The Magician’s Nephew and The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe etc., I did the natural thing and picked one up and read it. And from then on, I too was hooked. Seriously, people; a land you disappear into for years and years and when you come back, only like one minute has passed on Earth!? Just… words cannot describe how brilliantly CS Lewis put across that concept. Those books are not to be missed!
So those are four of the children’s authors whose books surrounded me as a child. This is why libraries should never be closed; even kids who can’t afford to buy copies of good books, still get to read and enjoy them. When you’re a child you can totally just escape into a fictional world. I have such good memories of curling up in my bottom bunk on a rainy afternoon with a bag of books from the library and reading each one from cover to cover. Ah, the Good Ol’ Days!
NEXT TIME: Well, OK, maybe not my next post, but definitely one in the near future will talk about Jacqueline Wilson, JK Rowling, Michael Brown and AA Milne. *So excited*

#NowPlaying ~ Six Degrees of Separation by The Script
*My little sister says I’m obsessed with The Script but hey, at least I’m not obsessed with some crappy boy-band like One Direction (who totally ruined Ed Sheeran’s song) :’-(

#SoonToBePlaying ~ The Scientist by Coldplay
*I must add here that Coldplay, The Script, Lawson, Train, Maroon 5 etc. are not boy-bands! They are just ‘bands’ (or maybe ‘man-bands’.)

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Smile & Be Happy!



The thing that annoys me the most is people who complain. I cannot stand complainers! Now, many of you may be reading this and thinking, ‘Whoa, what a hypocrite! She complains all the time!’ and yeah, I know a lot of my blog posts have been general rants aimed at random people and things. But you see, I don’t complain in ‘real’ life. There was a time (ahem… a couple of weeks ago!) when I would use SITTING… and thinking as some sort of tool to vent my frustration at various occurrences but all that is over! I swear to never complain on here again. *famous last words* Anyway, as I was saying, people who know me wouldn’t really refer to me as someone who grumbles/whines/nitpicks/nags… I either say nice things or don’t say anything at all. (This is why I’m so quiet when around my older sister. Ahem.) Anyway, let’s not stray from the point! Complainers annoy me. I know that I am now complaining about complainers but please just bear with me because I think that complaining about people who complain is a valid complaint. (If you think I’m going mad, I’m not. I’m just trying to sound funny.) OK, this is kind of confusing. Let me start another paragraph.
People who complain will never be satisfied. They will ALWAYS find something new to complain about. I know that loads of ordinary citizens are unemployed etc but that is not a valid reason to just whinge all day! Look at what you DO have, a house maybe, a car, family, people who care for you. And if you have none of those things then look at what YOU have. You’re not disabled, you’re not stuck in a warzone (at least I hope not), you can read, you can talk… everyone has some skill or talent that they can use for their own benefit and for the benefit of society. You should be grateful for what you HAVE got and should not endlessly complain about what you HAVEN’T got. People who complain also tend to be scowling all the time and do you really want to end up with frown lines?! (If you already have frown lines, do you want to get even more severe frown lines?) You should be positive because the situation is going to stay the time no matter what you say. It’s what you DO that can change it. So don’t complain… get up and make an effort to sort the problem out. Changing your attitude will make you see the whole world in a different light. And also, if you’re REALLY annoyed about something and you literally feel like punching someone, drink a nice glass of cold water and think about what wonderful self-control you have. Smiling doesn’t take much effort really. It makes you more attractive, it cheers you up and it makes people around you feel happy too. I mean, c’mon, suppose you walked into work one morning and the receptionist glared at you… wouldn’t make you feel very good would it? Think about other people in the world, those who are starving, dying from polluted water… and then think about what you’re complaining about. Doesn’t feel so good does it? So, smile more and complain less and I promise you, that you’ll feel better.
PS. Sweet_as_candy AKA Emma, the most amazing online friend of mine has introduced me to a world of Roald Dahl quotes, so read these and maybe you’ll start your day (or finish your day) feeling much better!

Monday, 29 October 2012

Random Images

I'm taking a break right now. Not a scheduled break or anything but just a small break to recover from all these stupid invoices I've been processing. Being back at work is not very much fun. In fact, it's kind of boring. I'm kind of boring.
In fact, I'm so bored I'm just going to insert a whole load of nice pictures here for you to look at. This blog seriously deserves some sort of award. :)


INTERESTING-LOOKING RED FEATHER


FAIRLY SMALL (BUT STILL PRETTY) PINK FLOWERS


GRAND DILAPITATED MANSION
NICE AUTUMN PIC

RATHER DARK WOOD

BLACK AND WHITE SUNFLOWER


LAMPPOST AND BENCH AND TREES

Yeah, that's about it! :)

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Interview With A Jackass



I just drank THE nicest mouthful of Yorkshire Tea I’ve ever had. It honestly warmed every bone in my body. Maybe I’m just appreciating it more because I haven’t had a half decent cuppa in far too long. At home I have been surviving on PG Tips (I bought about five boxes when it was half-price) and now I’ve started work again (after a great deal of confusion and mixed-up-dates) and I discovered an enormous box of Yorkshire Tea-bags in the kitchen cupboard. I am very happy. Now, I know I’m meant to be taking a ‘break’ from work (in the couple of months sense) to study but now I’ve started again and even though it’s only the first day, I think I’m really going to enjoy it. I will no longer complain about work experience children and fat employees who break chairs yet don’t pull their substantial weight.
Anyway, I have tomorrow off! Can you believe that? So I guess fulltime work starts properly on Monday and today is just sitting around and seeing how good my stationary is (the hole puncher is out of this world.)
When I sat down to write this post, I had intended to write about my favourite children’s authors. (I’ve been thinking that my blog will be mostly to do with music and writing from now on; enough of the boring personal stuff. ) But now I’ve just talked for a paragraph or two about drinking tea and working…  work makes me tired, tea keeps me awake but whatever, is this even making sense?! I didn’t get much sleep last night and my dad came back from holiday and I was SO pleased to see him. But now the excitement/tiredness of yesterday is over and I really need to find a point to this post before it turns out to be crappy personal stuff again. OK… I think I’ll write about the children’s authors sometime in the near future (when I have the time and patience to actually write something GOOD) but for now I want to talk about the news. LOL. Feel free to navigate away from this page.
I saw this interview on Sky News a couple of lunchtimes ago and there was this disgraced American who was a Lord in Britain or something. He owned the Daily Telegraph but then he got sent to prison which he wasn’t too happy about and he did THE most surreal interview ever. It was with Adam Boulton and the guy (Conrad Black) actually said to him, “Stop being a jackass.” I was stunned. It was hilarious. He just carried on insulting people and things and he really didn’t give a crap. It was hilarious. I’ll post the video below if you want to watch it. :) (You really should watch it!)

Another news story that caught my eye (and made me kind of sad) was that President Assad (Syrian dude) had agreed to a ceasefire over the Muslim festival of Eid and that the majority of the opposition groups also agreed to cease fire. This made me really sad. Both sides have just been killing each other and now they stop to celebrate Eid? Obviously I’m happy that they’ve stopped fighting but it just made me think… what’s the point in having a celebration when families are torn apart and struggling? People will have lost their fathers and brothers and they’re expected to be happy about Eid? And then once the festivities are over, once everyone’s done celebrating, are they just going to pick up their guns again and start shooting each other? It’s like that German/Allies Christmas football match where they got out of the trenches, played a match and the next day started fighting all over again. It’s sad, really. And I wish that both sides would see how pointless all the bloodshed really is. Why can’t people sit down and talk?

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

Why I Love The Script

As most of you guys who read my blog already know, I only really 'got into' The Script when Danny was a judge on The Voice UK. Before that momentous occasion, I had only heard three of their songs; 'For The First Time', 'If You Ever Come Back' and 'Breakeven'. And the only reason I'd heard 'Breakeven' was because there's a thing in business called breakeven (where costs = revenues...lol). But since then, I have listened to all three of their albums over and over again and I can honestly say I never tire of their songs.

I know that people may think it's a whole load of boring love stuff but it really isn't. A lot of their songs are about separation and stuff but there are tonnes of really good inspirational songs. 'Hall of Fame' got to number one but you know, that's not the best they've done. I love that they write all their own songs (Danny and Mark are awesome writers) and I like that the focal point isn't always the singing.

The lyrics in 'If You Ever Come Back' are so lovely. It's kind of homely and beautiful and heartfelt and I love it!


Then there's 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved'... the inspiration behind that song was truly beautiful.


And the opening music for 'Breakeven'... it's instantly recognisable and so lovely. This was their biggest hit and I never used to like it but now... it's grown on me (reminds me less of business lessons in room 107... LOL)


These are a few of their their actual singles but the rest of their songs are just as good if not better. Exit Wounds, Rusty Halo, Live Like We're Dying, Long Gone & Moved On... oh I love them! I promise to post a more informative post about these guys some time in the near future!

Meanwhile... buy these!




Back to work on Thursday... slightly earlier than I expected!!! LOL.

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Neglected

I know my blog has been seriously neglected and the content is kind of crap but... oh well! I've fallen out of love with 'One More Night' now... sorry Maroon 5! Lawson and 'Standing in the Dark' have kinda taken over! LOL. You can watch it here! :)


I swear my next post will be better! :)

Saturday, 6 October 2012

Maroon 5 - One More Night

Just wanted to say that I adore the new single from Maroon 5... it's seriously brilliant!
The vidoe's awesome too! :)

Lol, this must be the shortest post I've ever done but I've been kinda busy...sorry!